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So there's a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says, "Step on a crack and you break your mother's back." The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother's back breaking.

The little girl's father looks in terror, she then says, "Step on a line and you break your father's spine." The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out "OW MY SPINE!" The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.

I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.

Sike, that's the wrong number!

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Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.

The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.

Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!

What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."

The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"

Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.

...

I guess her rubber broke too.

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.

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    • Boy: *scares girl*

    Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"

    Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*

    Girl: What work?

    Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"

    Why'd the chicken cross the road?

    A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.

    (Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”

    A: The chicken.

    Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."

    Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.

    Girl: Your card got declined.

    Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.

    Aiden and Gwen! Are Aiden and Gwen dating? 'Cause if they are, then oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    Kenya says: Yes, they are deep in love!

    Tenya says: Yeah, but I think he would be good with Hoochie girl 101!

    Gwen says: Guys stop! You really think that!

    Tenya and Kenya say: Yes!

    Kariah says: No! I belong with him. He is MINEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

    Mariah says: Girl, you need to grow up!

    Tenya says: Yeah! When are you guys getting married?

    Lariah says: YEAH!!!!!!

    Iariah says: Yeah!!!!!!!

    Gwen says: Next Sunday!

    All girls say: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Next Sunday, they got married! YAYAYAYYAYAYAY!

    Mariah says: Congrats!

    Kenya says: Yeah!

    Kariah says: Hi Aiden, super cute tux!

    Lariah says: Wooohoooo!

    Iariah says: Yeah! U won it!

    Tenya: This is you guys' time to shine!!!!!!!!

    And they lived happily ever after...in hell! The end!

    An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.