Newest Girlfriend Jokes - Page 16

what did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said "im gonna break your heart" He says "go ahead your not breaking my 206 healthy bones"

What did the boyfriend say to his girlfriend?

Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed. But she has to. She's his mom.

My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary

When your friend gets involved with someone it affects the friendship when ever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend ,we should say I looked like the person you used to know but I've been modified to survive in this relationship if we have an argument and she's there I might disagree with you I'd rather countinue to see her naked.

My girlfriend passed away recently.

at the funeral everyone was shocked about it

Still even when dead she is the best shag I've ever known

When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon

One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys 😊😇

Last time i talked to my girlfriend, she was yelling at me to put the hammer down.

I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm she said “ is it because I warned him when hottness came” I said “ no, you don’t shut up

My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."

i cought my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.

My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom

why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?

because he thought that she would leave him to.

What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister? Nothing, he just started wanking.

I like my girlfriends like my children dead

my new girl friend is a porn star she would probably kill me if she found out

Depression I got it. A girlfriend dont got it. A life dont got it. Help got it. Freinds dont got it. Family I got it. Best of all depression I got it !!!!!!!!