What time is it when you get home?
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog ๐? Today is the night I can drive.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?
I had a good night, and I love it when you get a good walk and you get to.
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }
๐: You're so hot!
๐: How are you single?
โ๏ธ: I burn anyone who gets too close!
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Where do cows get their medicine?
At the farmacy.
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
What time is it when you cannot walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair ๐ฆฝ
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesnโt even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet.
No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.
There was a man. He came home with his friends from the bar and man was he ever wasted! Their friends made sure to get him home safely. The next morning, he woke up and found blood all over his nightstand. He called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
How do you get ten babies in a bucket?
With a blender.