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What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
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What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the douchebag's house.
Knock knock.
(It's the octopus.)
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What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.
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🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?
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Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."