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Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
Are these good?
What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.