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Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.