Geography jokes
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
When your plane heads for New York...