Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
Canada.
What did Tennessee do?
The same thing Arkansas did.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
