Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
Do you know what the W in Africa stands for? Water!
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
