Gay jokes
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.
Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever 👌😂
How do you suck a dick?
Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
gay people
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
What is depressed and gay? Me.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.