I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
POV: You're at school and you just enjoy your day.
Now once you found a bully and he said, "I will burn you in fire," then you just punched him out of the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home, but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage, but you took off his clothes and even his underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high, smoking weed, talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage.
And then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor, gets drunk, and asks the rabbit, "Can I have one more scotch, pretty please?"
And the rabbit says, "Hell to the naw, I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath."
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.
My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
