Garbage jokes

The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.

So I treat everyone like garbage.

What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?

- One dead baby in five garbage cans.

Most of the jokes are trash.

What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.

There was a Cheerio that had a job. He worked hard at it, and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the Cheerios. So he needed a speech. He kept practicing and practicing and now he was thirsty. It was almost time for his speech, so he went to the drinking fountain, but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake, but he saw tons of garbage and what he thought was a cereal killer. So he found this bowl of punch, but he realized... there was no punchline.

What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?

One baby in three trashcans.

You know bins????

They're trash!

So three retards walk into a classroom...

Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.

I once had a trash can as a girlfriend.

I was ready to break up with her, but all she had to say was, "Please don't dump me!" Then I said, "Sorry, I'm ready to take out the trash."

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.