The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.
Most of the jokes are trash.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
There was a Cheerio that had a job. He worked hard at it, and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the Cheerios. So he needed a speech. He kept practicing and practicing and now he was thirsty. It was almost time for his speech, so he went to the drinking fountain, but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake, but he saw tons of garbage and what he thought was a cereal killer. So he found this bowl of punch, but he realized... there was no punchline.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
You know bins????
They're trash!
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
I once had a trash can as a girlfriend.
I was ready to break up with her, but all she had to say was, "Please don't dump me!" Then I said, "Sorry, I'm ready to take out the trash."
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
