Game jokes
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.