Game jokes
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
One day, a priest and a nun went to play golf together.
In the first shot, the priest missed his shot and said, "Fuck, I missed it!"
The nun replied, "Hey, you should not curse."
In the second shot, the priest missed his shot again and said, "Fuck, I missed again!"
The nun replied, "Hey, stop swearing, or else God will punish you."
In the next shot, the priest missed once again. He shouted, "Fuck this, this game is bullshit!"
The nun replied, "Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime now."
Suddenly, a thunderbolt struck the nun and killed her. The clouds separated from the sky, and there was a voice in the sky saying, "Oh, fuck, I missed!"
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!