9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
