Game jokes
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Fuck Roblox!
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.