I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
What is an emos least favourite game? Fruit ninja
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
