drawers! (DYM 77)
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood Now ain't that cool?
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. 12.99 from Ikea.
Student: There is 505 rocks in a car, if 8 fall out how many are left Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left Student: Ok!! Student: How do you put a alligator in a closet Teacher: You can't it wont fit Student: No!! Student: Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door Teacher: Ohhh now i get it
How do you punish a blind kid?
Re arrange the furniture
Riddles not jokes
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
and last one
What can rule, but not command?
Tell meh the answers in the comments
like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.
Grocery stores are like IKEA:you have to assemble the food yourself
I don't understand why people hide under there blankets it's not like the killers gonna be like, I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket
Q : What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A : I can jump on my bed. A : And I use a pillow on both of them.
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
What time is it when you walk in to the wall ? Time to get to bed 🛏
once i ate a table... it was food consuming
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair
3 men go to hell, Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer you go to heaven. The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers he goes to hell, the next man asks if he knew how to make furniture he goes too, the third man poke a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said " nope this one "😂
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture? The cowch ( couch)
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
one time i ate a chair.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbians bed? None, it's all tongue and groove...
