A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"
I said, "Yes, I know I am."
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
The Tupperware people came to our house. They asked my wife, "Where's the kitchen?"
Sorry, I have only lived here for 3 months, but my jewelry is upstairs in my jewelry box located in my bedroom.
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
how do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool?
you flip it over.
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed.
Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
What time is it when you walk into a wall? Time to get to bed!
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
