"Chairing is caring, folks!"
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Best website ever 4 chair.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
