once i ate a table... it was food consuming
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair
3 men go to hell, Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer you go to heaven. The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers he goes to hell, the next man asks if he knew how to make furniture he goes too, the third man poke a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said " nope this one "😂
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture? The cowch ( couch)
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
one time i ate a chair.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbians bed? None, it's all tongue and groove...
How did helen kellers parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
What's a chairs favorite snack?
Chair-es or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
I slept like a log last night... woke up in the fireplace.
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common? Both are not a lamp.
What does a human and a cat have in common, both takes my bed
Some moving men had just begun their days work. The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch. The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
I like my couches like my I like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.
What do chairs spend on the most?
Chair-ity
What's the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn't cry when I break it's legs
When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: 'You might want to sit down for this.'
