Furniture

Furniture jokes

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.

I keep going back and forth on them.

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?

Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.