Helen Keller walked into a bar. Then a table. Then a chair.
What's an edible part of a wheelchair? A vegetable
How do you punish Stevie wonder for bad behavior? You move all of the furniture around
What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?
She rearranged all the furniture.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to nove
Named my dog syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say “get Down syndrome”
I SHIT ON YOUR FURNITURE.
what do you call a funny family of chairs, a sitcom
What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
The furniture store keeps calling me back... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.
