Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Funny Jokes
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
I make baby mush.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
Like this.
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
As a son, I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him and she doesn’t want to be with him anymore, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny.
Then I told my friend’s girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out and wanted to confront me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happened. Then my mom said the same thing happened to me. I came home one day, I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job. I asked what’s going on. My friend told me, "Your mom is my new girlfriend," and my mom said, "This is the penis of my dreams."
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
