It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Rape jokes aren"t funny
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Knock knock. (Who is there.) Pizza. (Pizza who?) Never mind it was so cheesy.
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister? He's dick tastes funny....
I would say something funny but I would have to dig someone up
If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?
i always felt like a man trapped in a womans body. But then I was born.
But In my defense , I was young then and I had a womb without a view.
On a scale of 8 to 10 - how good do i look ?
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?
I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.
9 months before I was born ,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze
Oh God By Dixie Rect
Please Dont Stop By Craven Moorehead
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr
What Lonely Girls Should Do by Seymour Fellowes
Unusual Window Decorations by Rod Curtains
The Long Walk Home by Misty Bus
Race to the Outhouse by Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" - Photography Studio
How to write joke
rape jokes aren’t funny
Some bread teacher: What will reddit be in a few years?
Dumb Kid: DEADit?
Bread Teacher: You get and FY for FUCK YOU
Bread Teacher: It will be BREADit
Student: Hah, thats VERY funny! Might as well go to deadit so I can die of laughter.
Ah yes, cremation. My last chance of having a smokin' hot body.
