Fun Jokes

Jaylie 😠: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!

Harvey 😁: It's funny!

Jaylie😠 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, Harv!

Harvey 🙁: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?

Jaylie 🙄: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!

Harvey😟: That's not true!

Jaylie 😣: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!

Harvey 😡: SHUSH!!!!

Kalierien😡: Hi guys, how's your day?

Harvey😁: Good!

Jaylie 🤬: Mine was like living in hell!

Kalierien: 🤬SAME!!!!!

So, two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named "Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river.

One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. "Un Deux Trois Cat" was nowhere to be seen. So "One Two Three Cat" figured that "Un Deux Trois Cat" sank.

I PUT THE FUN IN DYSFUNCTIONAL

What game does an emo hate the most?

Life!

I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.

Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭

its just a prank. The prank

The image shows four young men outdoors. Three are involved in a prank, where one of them holds a large syringe pointed towards another's rear. The third man is holding the one receiving the syringe steady. The fourth man is looking at the scene with his arm raised. There are two cartoonish laughing faces in the background with the text 'UNLIMITED FUN'.

So, a retarded kid's mom drops her kid off at school and says, "You better stop the bus today, because I’m not picking you up." So he agrees, and he arrives at the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The next day, the mom says the same thing, and the kid goes to the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The third day, his mom says, "I don’t care if I have to jump out in the middle of the road, you better stop that bus!" So the kid goes to the bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says, "Stop!" The bus driver runs over him. A nearby lady stops the bus and says, "Why’d you run that poor kid over?" and he responds, "'Cause he was making fun of me" (in a retarded voice).

What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?

The nun gets pregNUNt.

What’s Hellen Kellers favorite game as a kid I spy

im so fucking bored

Q: Why can’t jesus make fun of gay people?

A: He got nailed first

I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."

Now it's time to make fun of Asians.

What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!

I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.

One day, there are friends having fun.

Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."

And they all agree.

Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.