My sister's boyfriend is mad at me because I fucked his girl.
I fucked ur girl
what happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking? he says oh fuck fuck fuck
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
what did the phedophile say to the kids.
"FUCK"
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
One of the students reported a school shooting.
That fucking snitch...
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock
Kill your self. Stop thinking whether or not to do it u dumb fucking cunt no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building bitch.
Stop copying each other fucking losers
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time
fuck nugget
This page is fucking shocking. What's wrong with you people?
A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can.so the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I'll f--ck you for $10. The boy says I would but I don't have any money. She says ok I'll take the duck instead. He says ok so they go up stairs and f—ck. The prostitute says that's the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back and we can do it again. So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a f—ck for a duck, a duck for a f—ck, and $25 for a f—cked up fuck.
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again
So I was sitting at a bar right, That fucking waitress came again, and guess what? She brought the wrong drinks again. So I send her away to get the correct drinks. And she came back again, with the wrong drinks!! Obviously, she was retarded. Anyways that's the story about how I met your mother.
When the emo kid looks at you and says fuck you...RUNNN
“Well,” he says, “It’s what mommy calls me sometimes.”
The little girl screams, “Don’t eat it! It’s a fucking asshole.”
roses are red violets are blue...i fucked your mothers ass and she had you
One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really really horny. Jack who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck" she said as she stroked his ever hardening one-eyed snake. "Yeah, i'll have both of them" said Jack who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that they both contracted AIDS, and died of it as they did not see a doctor. THE END
