Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.
Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever šš
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, thatās what Mom said."
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
Did you know pigeons die after sex?
At least when I fucked it.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Whatās the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
"The f*** am I even doing here?"
JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom.
Then fucked a slut, played some slots, took some shots, then shot a JOKER!
It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself, but he died with a smile.
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
I fucked my mom.
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
So I saw the police. I yelled, "Dumper, get into the fucking yumper!"
When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.
This whole page is pure trash. Fuck all of you.
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kaneās, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I donāt give a fuck about what you say.
