Fucking jokes

I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.

"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"

If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.

"Consent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda."

Angel: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Satan: Could you like FUCK OFF FOR ONE MINUTE?

Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.

Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.

Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*

No phobia lasts forever 👌😂

Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."

So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, that’s what Mom said."

What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?

John fucked them both in the rear.

Did you know pigeons die after sex?

At least when I fucked it.

Me: I fucked your mom.

Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.

When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.

What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?

One's a fucking tree.

What do you call skeletons having sex?

When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.

"The f*** am I even doing here?"

JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom.

Then fucked a slut, played some slots, took some shots, then shot a JOKER!

It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself, but he died with a smile.

My uncle got really badly burned the other day.

They don't fuck around at the crematorium.

I fucked my mom.

Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"

Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"

Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)

So I saw the police. I yelled, "Dumper, get into the fucking yumper!"