Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression... It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiiii fuck ur mom
Hell you fuck bitch dick
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white women he chopped her up and put her in the woods the suck fuck.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically emotionally and mentally and economically and socially
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again... Me: Ugh, can we not do this today? Period: I can come back in 9 months? Me: Keep fucking singing.
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you fuck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR FUCKED NOW
i would rather be drugged and robbed by cardi b than listen to her fucking music
Fuck the green bay packers
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women they need to know their place and stay in the kitchen a d be baby makers.....
These are the reasons the west will fall, also men's rights are fucking stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Bick: Jesus isn't real. Ron: Yes he is. Bick: Prove it, bitch. Ron: Cussing is a in. Open the curtains. Bick: Wh- Ron: JUST DO IT, DAMMIT.
The sunlight shone through the window, landing on Ron and Bick. Both of them died and went to hell.
Ron: Fuck you, Jesus. Bick: Told you Jesus was real. Satan: Get to work, slaves.
Moral of the story: Stay off the marijuana.
GET A LIFE DUM DUMS!
says the fucking moron.
How do you fuck a cow? Find the nearest karen
Why didn't R Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens, the legal age there is 14...Like bro hope on a plane and fuck q 14 year old hooker!
How do you fuck a sheep? But your dick in it and face it off the cliff edge, it'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
one isn't that of a thief while the other is as serious as fuck
This bitch won't message me anymore what the fuck do I do why are bitches so sensitive.
20 years later Jhonny: Hey dad Dad:yea? Jhonny: Fuck you I ain't comin back to your grave in 16 years then ima come back BITCH Dad: doing the same thing i did to you and your mother ay i deserve it :( ;O not reall...NOT A FUCKING ALL. Jhonny: Yea you kinda fucking do. Dad:...
You are all fucking disgusting!
