Berry jokes

What fruit always feels depressed?

A blueberry.

POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.

To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.

Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!

Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!

Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!

Poke him on!

What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?

Boisenberry.

What fruit do scarecrows love the most?

Straw-berries.

What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?

Rhyme-berry pie.

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"

How do butts communicate?

By using CRACK-BERRIES!

What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?

A Cake By The Ocean.