Berry jokes

What fruit always feels depressed?

A blueberry.

What kind of drinks does Michael Joseph Jackson like to drink? Boysenberry tea-hee-hee, and tea-hee-hee.

POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.

To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.

Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!

Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!

Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!

Poke him on!

What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?

Boisenberry.

What fruit do scarecrows love the most?

Straw-berries.

What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?

Rhyme-berry pie.

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

How do butts communicate?

By using CRACK-BERRIES!

During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"

What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?

A Cake By The Ocean.