What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
Berry Jokes
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.