Fruit jokes
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
Don't trust the caption! it's a kiwi...
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
Billy Bob like pineapple.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.