What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
