is google male or female female bausecuase it doenst let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke
What is the post man favorite fruit water-mail’in
What do u call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup
What os Ronaldo,s favorite fruit? Oranges because they have vitamin suuuu
Butcher knifes are great tools for cutting many things! Fruit, vegetables, my arms
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple If you were a vegetable, I would visit u in the hospital
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girls vagina. Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein and they got married and had children who were all named minion. Eventually the rest of his family died and pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were “I have finally ‘peared’ the consequences of all my actions.”
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair? Because once your a fruit you can't be a vegetable.
Where do fruits go on vacation?" "Pear-is!"
/{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discus courses of action, and collection." End of log\
if you get a apple a day what does it give you? Worms and rotten fruit
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
I ask my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her how did you do that but there was no response.
what do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit ninja
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avaCODo.
What do a gay guy in a wheel chair and a tomato have in common? They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on pole-tree.
