Fruit jokes
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
Don't trust the caption! it's a kiwi...
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!