Fruit jokes
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
Memes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
Am I a guard or a guava?
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.