Fruit jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
My cousin is a surgeon.
Last year he botched a surgery he was doing on a patient who happened to be gay. He's being sued for malpractice for turning a fruit into a vegetable.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?
Alexander the Grape.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?