Fruit

Fruit jokes

Lemon

When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!

Friend

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

Pear

Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?

The owners know that forces come in pears.

Memes

Difference

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

Orphan

Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.

Fruit Ninja

I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Orphan

What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?

None of them get picked.

Orphan

What is the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples actually get picked.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple has a family tree.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked!

Orange

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

Mango

What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?

Let the mango.