A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “JELLY” it in her ass
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios? Fruit Loops
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates, what is it?" "OH, honey that's your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" the sister replies with a laugh "you think that's cool my monkey is already eating bananas
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Whats the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple can trace back it's family tree'
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
what is the difference betwen an apple and an orphin only the apple got picked up
knock knock whs,s there banana banana who.knock knock who,s there banana banana who.knock knock who,s there orange you glad a didn,t say banana.
What so depressed teenagers and fruits have In common? They both Hang by something
