Fruit jokes
Billy Bob like pineapple.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.