Fruit jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
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Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
I find bananas very appeeling.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.