Fruit jokes
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
Memes
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
"Orange you glad I made it?"
I like mangoes.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.