Fruit jokes

Why do kids like bananas?

'Cause they like doing the nana.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪

How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.

Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?

Because they take Vitamin See!

What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?

I don't know, what?

They are both purple except for the elephant.

What is yellow and smells like bananas?

So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?

Three guys landed on a cannibal island. The cannibal chef told them if they wanted to live, they had to go get 10 of one fruit and bring it to him, and he would tell them what to do.

So the first guy brings 10 apples, and the chef said if he could shove all 10 of those in his ass without making a sound, he could live. He was three apples in and made a sound, and they ate him. The second guy brought grapes; nine grapes in, and he burst out laughing. The cannibals ate him. Then the first guy said, "Why'd you laugh? You were almost there!" The other guy who had the grapes said, "I couldn't help it, I was told the third guy came back with 10 pineapples."

Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A: AIDS.

Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?

Apples get picked.

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

What do you call a gay drive-by?

A fruit roll up.

Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩‍⚕️?

Because he had a sour stomach.

What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.