Fruit jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!