Fruit jokes
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.