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Fruit jokes

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples are actually picked.

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    • If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?

    The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.

    A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."

    Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."

    Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."

    What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?

    The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.

    What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

    One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.

    What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!

    Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?