Fruit jokes
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.