Fruit jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.