knock knock whs,s there banana banana who.knock knock who,s there banana banana who.knock knock who,s there orange you glad a didn,t say banana.
I saw a tree I looked up and there was an apple hanging And then I said wow that guy is lucky
What call a shoe made out of a banana
A slipper
What did the Banana say to the vibrator? What are you shaking for, she’s going to eat me!
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable
A: AIDS
what does an orphan and a bananna have in common? They both get split up.
(Tripple Pun)
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
Raisin are kids is usually pretty fun, but some times they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin.
When knife tells Annoying Orange "I'm trying something new", Annoying Orange said "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple!
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Pineapple turnover
Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?
Alexander the Grape.
my friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day she was pulled in by a strong "currant"
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
why were the apple and orange all alone? because the banana "split"
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers
how do you fix a cracked pumpkin? with a pumpkin patch
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sour-puss.
