What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
What Game do Emo's Play Fruit Ninja (Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
why did the melon jump into the lake? it wanted to be water melon.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple If you were a vegetable, I would visit u in the hospital
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
if u were a vegetable u would be a cute-cumber
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
