Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.