Fruit jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
Billy Bob like pineapple.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Banana joke?
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.