One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
