one day my dog died because we couldn't find him then we got a cat on the same day then my cat went missing and when I was crying we heard are Asian neighbour was having a party then we went over and i saw my dog and cat on the grill and they eat them. in front of me saying yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression It would cut itself
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the đ love of your life!đ and the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!! comment those numbers to lock it in!!đ
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: âOh God, protect me from fallingâ!!!
how to cats relieve themselves in front of people? by licking their puss
Yâknow whatâs traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
cars are like bullets, you jump in front of one they solve all your problems
Scp 1540 transforms in-front of a d-class: D-class: who dude youâre a wolf! Scp 1540: a am a were
Baby: Stroll? Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL! Baby: *happily screams* Stroller: *front wheels break off* Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS Baby: Oka- CRASH
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife
I was at a concert, in the front row and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!". And I replied: "Is that a death fret?".
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
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my mom once ate a full giant cheesecake and we were walking to our flight back home and she had to shat. we were walking to the bathroom and she full on in front of the caroulsel, she had a lump of poo in her pants... true story haha
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my father very mad, as we didnât have a fireplace.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
One day little Jonnys is in class it is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid stand up." lIttle Jonny stood up. The teacher asked him why do you think you're stupid. Little Jonny said I don't think I am stupid. Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone.
