What did Cermet the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?
Nothing...
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
A frog in a blender.
What's green and smells like ham?
Kermit the frog's fingers.
Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
Why was the boy crying?
He had a frog stapled to his face.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
