Frog jokes
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
Go Kermit, toaster bath.
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
What did Cermet the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?
Nothing...
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
A frog in a blender.
What's green and smells like ham?
Kermit the frog's fingers.
Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
Why was the boy crying?
He had a frog stapled to his face.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!