What do you call a 100-year-old frog? An old croak!
WHY CANT MISS PIGGY COUNT TO 70? BECAUSE WHEN SHE GETS TO 69 THERE'S A FROG IN HER THROAT.
what's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
a frog in a blender
What's green and smells like ham.
Kermit the frogs fingers
Why doesnt kermit the frog get married? He doent like kermitment
what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.
Why was the boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.
What did the frog say to the pedofile RUBIT
What happens when a frog parks illegally. It gets toad
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What is a frog's favourite drink? Croaka-cola!
