Friends jokes

My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".

My friends: "I dare you to go home."

What do emos do when they meet up?

They hang out.

"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)

I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.

My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."

Me and my friend roasting each other.

Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.

Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.

Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?

Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."

My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."

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I'm sorry.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

I have fun with my friends.

I love friends.

Me: Knock knock.

Friend: Who's there?

Me: A broken pencil.

Friend: A broken pencil who?

Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.

My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.

What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?

Getting them to come out of their shell.

Who was Goldilocks' best friend?

Goldie.

So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"

"Don't sneeze!"

Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.

Also,

"It dangles and swung!"

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