Friends jokes
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"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: A broken pencil.
Friend: A broken pencil who?
Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.
I have fun with my friends.
I love friends.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
I added Paul Walker on Xbox...
But he spends all his time on the dashboard.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?
What do you call my friends?...
Short.