Friends Jokes

Ur friend so fat when he took the group pic he was the backround

me: what's the fifth month of the year Friend: May me: may deez nuts fit in your mouth

me: how do cowboys say hello? Friend: howdy me: how do deez nuts fit in your mouth

Why at the two friends like the twin towers?

They fell apart.

what does a gun and gum have in common?

when you pull one out everyone wants to be your friend.

*2 friends fighting* Friend 3: cut it out you two!! Friend 4: it wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried...

Last night i shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel, We had strange dreams last night.

My friend on the left dreamed of getting a hand-job So did my friend on the right

I had a dream of skiing.

My friend said he saw a blind man I said did he LOOK nice

A Chinese guy said to his friend : I saw you fucking your donkey, yesterday.

His friend : No , that's impossible , it's too hot inside.

The orphans best friend wanted to meet his family so he took a selfie.

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?” “No,” said his mom, “Of course not.” Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”

A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "that's my step ladder" he said "I never knew my real ladder."