Friends jokes
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
Memes
ITS SO TRUE ONG
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? π²
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose π, but you can't pick your friends' noses π π π.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.