Friends jokes
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
Comment for VBUCKS.
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Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.