Friends jokes

Idk

My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"

Nut

Me: Do you like cobble?

My friend: No.

Me: Gobble deez nuts!

Orphan

Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.

Friend: What was the first?

Me: They- they weren't always orphans.

Friend: O-O

Bee

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

Memes

Magician

A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.

I don't know, my friend did it.

Nose

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.

Does it cycle now? 🚲

Nose

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose πŸ‘ƒ, but you can't pick your friends' noses πŸ‘ƒ πŸ‘ƒ πŸ‘ƒ.

Orphan

When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

"What?"

"They both get thrown out."

Name

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

Whey

What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?

Orphan

Friend: You're adopted.

Orphan: At least I was chosen!

Friend: At least I was kept.

Cheese grater

So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.

Friend

Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.

(meaning sad)

Apology

Dear Gwen and Prince,

Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.

Sis

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.