Instead of the line 'This girls on fire', my friend can relate to 'The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the fuck out'
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette and one's mind will be blown away.
what do you call a friend in space? space friend
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
My girl friend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl she said I was cheating but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
What do you call a kid name caitlyn?
My best friend
Why don't orphans have any friends
Because they don't have homies
I asked my friend how long i can be in sky he sayed if u are emo then forever
A friend called me a while back say "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing". I reply saying " Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes".
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes She can't see the obvious
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them
I friend said a apple a day keep the orphan away I said only if you throw it hard hard enough.
People ask me if my friend jumps of a bridge will I go as well. Of course not. I am a leader I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
why was the kinetic sand always happy?
because it was kinetic with its friends!
my wheelchair friend was getting bullied so i told him to stand up for himself.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly there was also two towers included in the box as well..
Me vs The Emo kid we go to high-five a tree I get a high five the emo kid is left hanging
My friend wanna do martial arts but he disabled so I guess it’s partial arts
