What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
How can you get free butt plants just get your man to fill your butt with Natural juices
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments
i saw a cuban prisoner i asked why are you running from the cops he said IM FREE AT LAST.
A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited.
However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium.
So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field.
He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken.
The man replies, “No.”
The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?”
The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.”
“Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?”
“No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.”
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free
Nobody: Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie
I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved...and shot her.
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant I asked the waiter "People under 12 eat free right" the water confirmed that yes people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "but I'm 13.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re then what does having sex for free make you? Non-profit wh*reganisation
What does a pregnant slave and a pay less sale have in common? Buy one get one free
Gas is expensive nowadays In the 1940s they got it for free
Every body loves guns! Everytime I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
Last week I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a BALL. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you Penaldo for almost killing me!
why did the depressed kid jump off the bike it was free depressed day.
What is a paedophiles favorite thing about halloween?
Free delivery XD
Whats a pedafiles favorite holiday Holloween free delivery
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution but, when I got there they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you Penaldo!
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I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it...we're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
