"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
