Free Jokes

planes shouldn't have free wifi. why? because the last time they had free wifi, well here's what happened... on september eleventh 2001, (children scream)

September the 11th plane driving classes for free.

Why do emo people go to the store with no money? Because they Just scan their bar code and get every thing free.

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity So I got another one free of charge

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I don't see why Africans complain about not having water, they have free chocolate milk.

My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgent coming in tomorrow im super excited to work with him the next day we had to do our first ever open hart surgery so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient so we finished the surgery and went out side for a smoke and we were talking I said why did you keep the patients blood on your glove? He replied we in my free time I test it for anything diseases HIV the next day I got invited to his house and we had some drinks I said this is amazing red tea what is in it just the 2000 people you have cut opened .

The kid with a gun walked into my class room and fucking shot the teacher. He pointed the gun at me and asked,

"What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey at least he gets free food.

What do Karens do when they have free time?

They do KARENoke and sing Karen Song.

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i made a deal with satan. i would get a free pass to hell, if i serve as a demon lord. so, see you guys at the end of times!

What happens to an Orphan that gets on house arrest?

(They Get set Free)

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So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time