I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when i was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled, Thats a THRILLER.
I comforted my friend about his wife’s death: until I found out who did it.
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.
i just found out my ex got stabbed today....lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
I had recently found out that my grandma died. We did an autopsy and the results came back. They were pretty shocking.
We found out that she died............... from an autopsy
my new girl friend is a porn star she would probably kill me if she found out
If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of 🌎 if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily
Imagine your new playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1:shoot someone Option 2:suicide
Me: aren't they the same thing?
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
My ex boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket check out for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97
Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died because they don't fear him anymore
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty he was pretty shocked...
I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.
when Stephen Hawking found out about physics he was speechless.
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans
Dad: Hey son wanna here a joke?
Son: Sure thing, dad!
Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbors dog!
Son: I don't get the joke, dad.
Dad: It's my life son! My life is the joke.
My girlfiends a porn star
She kill me if she found out
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends Chad just murdered his wife Claire and after doing that he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after My moms reply: Jesus Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess won’t he
