The 80+ Best Found Out Jokes

I comforted my friend about his wife’s death: until I found out who did it.

As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.

i just found out my ex got stabbed today....lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.

The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

I had recently found out that my grandma died. We did an autopsy and the results came back. They were pretty shocking.

We found out that she died............... from an autopsy

my new girl friend is a porn star she would probably kill me if she found out

A Man walks into a bar and Orders 3 shots of Whisky, The Bartender asks "What's got you down" The man says "I just found out my Niece is gay." The next day he orders 4 shots of Whisky The Bartender asks "What's got you down now?" The man says "I just found out my son is gay." The next day he orders 6 shots of whisky The Bartender says "Got anybody who likes Women?" The man says "My wife does."

Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and whent up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates,what is it?" "OH honey thats your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" so the sister replies with a laugh "you think thats cool my monkey is already eating bananas

I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.

If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of 🌎 if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily

Imagine your new playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1:shoot someone Option 2:suicide

Me: aren't they the same thing?

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My ex boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket check out for fun.

“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless”

I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.

Found out I’m worth $3.97

Dad: Hey son wanna here a joke?

Son: Sure thing, dad!

Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbors dog!

Son: I don't get the joke, dad.

Dad: It's my life son! My life is the joke.

when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty he was pretty shocked...

I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.

when Stephen Hawking found out about physics he was speechless.

A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.

The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.

After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.

The red neck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and, wanted to let him go.