Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
Once an orphan purposly fell out of a tree, he forgot his parents wouldnt catch him
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
I decided that I'll end it all, but when I drove off, I remembered I forgot to do the dishes.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
What's a cow's favorite newspaper?
The Daily M0Os.
Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!
