What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
You tell your dad what one+one and he sad five you forgot that your dad brain is on the floor
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven't seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said "Oh no! i forgot the cereal!" then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... i forgot i was in the cemetery
An orphan was chock g he called the ambulace i he forgot he's suicide and quickly HUNG up
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10? Because he forgot his feats
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
the stiggs life is a joke wait i forgot he dont have a life
Jesus has a twisted humor kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah i almost forgot add razors that stick out there feet
Once an orphan purposly fell out of a tree, he forgot his parents wouldnt catch him
hows your dad what I forgot he still sleeping
Where's, my sisters friend oh I forgot we are in Alabama
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out? The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
I forgot what a boomerang was oh well it’ll come back to me
I decided that il end it all but when i drove off i remembered i forgot to do the dishes.
Stop being disrespectful to all those pepole and there parents oh I forgot they don't have any parents
I hope you forget your password to something only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
what's a cows favorite newspaper? The Daily M0Os oh my frcikig god cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account
Imagine getting rickrolled, oh i forgot you already get rickrolled yesterday
