Forgot jokes

Today, I dreamt about giving head to Johnny Depp.

Then I woke up and realized that I forgot to roll my windows up when passing through the New Jersey Turnpike.

I will never forget my grandfather's last words:

"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"

That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?

Forgot to clean little piece of dust.

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.

Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.

I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.

An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.

Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?

Because he forgot his feats!

My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.

The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.

Jesus has a twisted humor.

kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.

Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.

How's your dad?

What? I forgot he's still sleeping.

Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.

Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?

The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.

I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.

I decided that I'll end it all, but when I drove off, I remembered I forgot to do the dishes.