New Forgot Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

When you realize you forgot to mop ur room you hear footsteps 🥋

His hairline doing the moon walk oh I forgot he doesn’t even have a hairline

It was raining sadly all day my wife my 2 daughters and me stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died

Wife:😭😭😭I wish this never happened

Mia our first daughter: momy it’s ok I love whenever I see you🥰🥰

Abby our second daughter: I love u all only if you guys die I won’t but I love you when ur alive 😉😏

Me husband: what kind of nonsense was that you love us when we’re alive but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓

Everyone except abby: abby this is serious mommy’s mother and father died. says Mia: yes your mom is sadly down right now you made her more sad😡🤬.says dad:sniffs* abby I had made a discussion I will take to an orphanage I am sorry 😣 when I amd better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back.says mom:

This was not a joke I just did this for Love 💕

Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty and now they have a daughter

Secret Jill didn’t go in the shit yet jack went in first and died :D

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!

(not original, but I forgot the source)

Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.

why did jesus come back from the dead he forgot to tell you that your gayy

What did the Turkey Say to The other Turkey? They Forgot The Stuffing

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their

I would've have make a joke about alzheimers. too bad i forgot about it....

Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids

I was at school when i remembered i forgot my necklace then i screamed out, "SHIT I FORGOT GRANDPA."

I forgot you cant make depression jokes outside of twitter lmao my coworker was like “you ready for this year to be over?” I was like “im ready for this life to be over” he was like bro what

Bro they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket

How does a disabled person play chasy I think you forgot they don't have legs

why did quean Elizabeth thee 2nd die she forgot to heal after all those storms

Today, I dreamt about giving head to Johnny Depp. Then I woke up and realized that I forgot to roll my windows up when passing through the New Jersey Turnpike.