What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s? You can hide your own Easter Egg’s!!
i thought i told u the lock up when i left this morning this is why our shit gets stolen all the time
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don't forget that they can hide but they cant run.
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
I'll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
How do you die from alzheimers? You forget how to breath.
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot, then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"
Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i'm forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that's right
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words, "What are you doing with that rope and saw"
Patient: I'm starting to forget things Doctor: Since when have you had this condition? Patient: What condition?
i will never forget my girlfriends last words..."get off of me STOP"*slurp*...Dead
Why did the chicken cross the road
He forgot his eggs
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house. I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games." Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
I'll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
Ill never forget my mother last words. What's are doing with that sledge hammer
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "this lemonade tastes like bleach..."
