Forehead jokes
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
Roddy Rick Dalby
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
Kiwi loves men.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Mine never stops.
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Megamind.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.