Forehead jokes
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
Roddy Rick Dalby
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
Kiwi loves men.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!