Taxi ride jokes
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Three drunk guys entered a taxi.
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk, so he started the engine and turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination." The first guy gave him money, and the second guy said, "Thank you." The third guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked, thinking the third drunk knew what he did. But then he asked, "What was that for?" The third guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"
Three drunk men get in a taxi. The driver knew they were drunk, so he started the car and turned it off. The first man gave him the money. The second man thanked him, but the third man slapped the driver. The driver, surprised that he noticed, asked why, and the third man replied with, "Why did you drive so fast?"
Uber driver: .........
Me: .........
Uber driver: .........
Me: 5 stars.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.