Forecast Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Weather

A screenshot of a weather application interface, displaying a forecast for "Pluto". The current temperature is -387° and it's cloudy. The hourly forecast shows temperatures ranging from -387° to 388°. The 10-day forecast shows daily temperatures, mostly in the -380s, with several days indicating a high chance of snow. An overlay text bubble says, "I fucking hate living here 😭💔💔". The background is a faint image of Pluto.

Weather

A screenshot of a phone's weather forecast. The background is a gradient of red. At the top, white text reads, "gonna need a coat on tuesday 😭🙏". Below this, a list of days and their corresponding temperatures is displayed. The days listed are "Today" (27°), "Monday" (18°-28°), followed by "Doomsday" (21°-1000°). The subsequent days are "Wed" (15°-24°), "Thu" (13°-22°), "Fri" (10°-22°), "Sat" (12°-22°), and "Sun" (11°-20°). The temperature for Doomsday, 1000°, is highlighted in red.

Map

A screenshot of a tweet from 'Terrible Maps' quoting 'Michigan Storm Chasers'. The text from Michigan Storm Chasers says: 'We've received numerous complaints over the last several months regarding what cities we use on our forecast graphics. We hear you. To ensure we cover everyone's complaints, we've added every city in Michigan to our forecast template going forward'. Below is a map of Michigan completely obscured by hundreds of overlapping white labels for every city name, making the map itself illegible.

Jokes

Weather

Weather is like sex. Once in a while you need to get wet.

Winter

Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.

Salad

Cesar: What was that good salad called?

Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.

Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?

Servant: Hail, Cesar.

Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!

Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.

Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!