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Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest

True as fuck

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Imagine the only way you can get laid is if you force it😂loser

Yo forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in strike force heroes

Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.

Putin: Crimea a river.

How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open. Woman aren't human anyways... lol

What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?

Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!

Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the force.

Why does the Jedi never join the darkside? If they did then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.

Everytime a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol

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Girlfriend
Can be pretty but not
always
Knows how to do a
makeup
Can break your heart
Will choose a bad boy Will always distinguish
good and evil
Will force you to choose
between her and your
friend
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Beautiful, symetric
shape will always be
pleasant to eye
Weak fighter, has to be
protected
Knows every kind of
poison
Will always protect you
with his absorbing
shield
Will help you save your
friend
Can crush Sidorak
with his bare hands

Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?

The owners know that forces cum in pears

How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little
bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the
Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids
on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am
trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire
US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another
target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of
which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my
fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that
shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we
speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across
the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better
prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the
pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead,
kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over
seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I
have access to the entire arsenal of the United States
Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your
miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If
only you could have known what unholy retribution your
little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you,
maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you
couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you
goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown
in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

what's the difference between me and a rapist? He forced her While i convinced her with a candy. she was just 7years old

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What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunts annus?

The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.

I saw this one quote of the people who smile the most are covering the most pain I think this is true just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends but with my parents and family I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do. I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe 22/24 but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate saying I would tell her that my depression got worse she went along with it but I haven't told my mum and I know make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist