Footwear jokes
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
No.
Then how did you put your foot in it?
Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says, "I have some good news and bad news."
So the patient says, "What is the bad news?" the Doctor replies, "I have had to amputate both your legs." So the patient says, "Well, what is the good news?" The Doctor replies, "I have found someone to buy your slippers."
My dad: You better wear flip-flops everywhere.
Suicidal son: Goes to crack alley.
What do you say to toast with bad shoes?
"Butter those."
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.