There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
