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A husband comes home from work one day and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the BEET
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
WRAP SANDWICHES
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
What's the traditional food of black Jews? - kosher watermelon...
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS”
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A MIXTAPE CHEF
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra RHYME-A-JALAPENOS
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES