Followers jokes
Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was... not so smart.
One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks "How'd you do it?"
The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home."
The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again "How'd you do it?"
The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home."
Finally, it's now the not so smart Indian's turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!"
The not so smart Indian replies,
"Well I... I followed the train tracks, an... and shot th- the train... bu- but it kept going..."
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Hi, I'm new to this website, please follow.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
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My username is Big-reflection-104. C0mments from so other redditors are from her post:
Hello :). On sexy tummies. Where she is wearing a black croptop.
Are in the next post.
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You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
Gay follow me on TikTok @thatpunkid.
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
A father tells his 10-year-old son...
"Sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on your cereal every morning and you will have a very long life."
His son followed his father's advice every morning without missing a day until he died at the age of 186, leaving behind 28 children, 67 grandchildren, 148 great-grandchildren, and a 7-foot crater where the crematory used to be.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Follow me on Twitch @EddyTheSurfer.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Follow me on Instagram for some awesome comics!
Username: thelightlessdays
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with "Hey girls, would you like some candy?" They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says "God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes."
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.