What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.
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If you're gonna razor yourself you might as well have shaving cream.
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
Sir, I mustache you a question... Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
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One day at school I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school I made fun of an orphan.
Knock Knock?
Mustache
I mustache you a question, but I shave It for later!
I saw a dad shaved his daughters head because she made fun of a woman with cancer. Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant women🤭
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A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?" "Six pounds." "And shaving?" "Three pounds." "Good, then shave my head."
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry? Well they aren't. Why? They aren't repeated customers.
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Ashes to ashes, Priests prever boys, cause they dont have to shave their asses.
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
You abuse me that I have no beards but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute 🤔
