What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
If you're gonna razor yourself you might as well have shaving cream.
Sir, I mustache you a question... Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
Knock Knock?
Mustache
I mustache you a question, but I shave It for later!
A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?" "Six pounds." "And shaving?" "Three pounds." "Good, then shave my head."
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry? Well they aren't. Why? They aren't repeated customers.
You abuse me that I have no beards but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute 🤔
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!