Why can jesus walk on water Because rubbish floats
What is yellow and does not float well?
A School Bus
Whats the difference between the titanic and georgie from 'It'.Georgie floated
What’s long yellow and doesn’t float
A school bus filled with children
Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream and a lot of root beer!
uranus floats around in space
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off it’s head
two people were on a boat they were a float on WaTeR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A man walks into a sky scraper bar and takes a shot of tequila and jumps out of a window. An on looker watch’s this and is scared but what scared him most is when the same man who jumped cane back up a gain 10 minutes later. The onlooker who is amazed asked the man how he was still alive and the man said with a drunk slurred voice I “I don’t know every time I take a shot and jump I float right before I hit the ground!” The man demonstrates and as he said floated down and and came back up to the bar. The onlooker says that he must try slams a shot of tequila and jumps SPLAT! The bartender looks at the first man and says”Your and a-hole when your drunk Superman.”
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
your mama so fat when pennywise said "we all float down here" he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
How do you know when I cabbage is boiled?
The wheel chair floats to the top
whats yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children
why did miss stephen get divorced? she didn't float too
A pair of souls were floating up to heaven when they passed a pair of eagles. Ah, eagles, said the souls. The eagles were too polite to say anything.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled? The wheelchair floats to the top
