what did the bird say to the other bird
nothing because birds cant talk
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends family and food?
Someone told him that Shelby coming round the mountain.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly? Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
why do orphan like boomerangs ?
they actually come back
How do Asian parents name there baby? Hey drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
When you play flappy bird in 9/11 the bird is a blane and the obstical courses are towers
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
don't want to learn the landing part though, allah said it's unnecessary.
Here comes the plane the twins ☠️
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
If i throw a paper airplane at two twins did i cause 9/11?
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi arabias best pilot
Who lives in the pineapple under the see, Malasian Airlines Flight 303!
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
Me: opens the window to get some fresh air Everyone else on the plane:😟...😱
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon
I'm having lunch on the roof of twin towers and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying towa
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight? A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Why did the plane crash? Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Bald Eagle
