What did the tower say to its twin? "hey, is that a plane?"
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11. Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket
You might think these jokes are plane
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
Three ladies were on a flight, when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing." The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich, and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great t*ts and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante and Neymar! At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
Why did the plane cross the sky? To hit the twin towers...
what did the bird say to the other bird
nothing because birds cant talk
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends family and food?
Someone told him that Shelby coming round the mountain.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
Who lives in the pineapple under the see, Malasian Airlines Flight 303!
How do Asian parents name there baby? Hey drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
If i throw a paper airplane at two twins did i cause 9/11?
When you play flappy bird in 9/11 the bird is a blane and the obstical courses are towers
why do orphan like boomerangs ?
they actually come back
looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
don't want to learn the landing part though, allah said it's unnecessary.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi arabias best pilot
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
