We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
Bald Eagle.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
