Flight jokes

How do Asian parents name their baby?

They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

They actually come back.

Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!

I took a plane to go see my hairline.

Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.

Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?

Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.

Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”

Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.

Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱

What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?

I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon.

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?

A: They get their shit packed the night before.

A Muslim enters a building...

Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.

Why did the plane crash?

Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.