what do u call a plane with no wings? sally
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plain flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
Why were the rappers late for their flight? They forgot to Pack
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
I took a plain to go see my hairline.
my mom once ate a full giant cheesecake and we were walking to our flight back home and she had to shat. we were walking to the bathroom and she full on in front of the caroulsel, she had a lump of poo in her pants... true story haha
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, its il-eagle.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, "okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "what?" As he looked over at Jim.
Why did the chicken cross the towers
Because he he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby. Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11"
what did the soccer player say to the flight attendant, pls put me in coach!
every single person on the plane died exept for 2 how is that posible?
It seid all the single people died the 2 were a couple. Thats how it was possible
