Flight jokes
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?
Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.