Flight

Flight Jokes

Tragedy

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

Passenger

I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.

Kid

Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?

Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.

Terrorist

Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”

Plane

Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.

Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱

Teacher

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon.

Plane

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

People

Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?

A: They get their shit packed the night before.

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  • Muslim

    A Muslim enters a building...

    Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.

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  • Plane

    Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.