Here comes the plane the twins ☠️
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly? Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
Me: opens the window to get some fresh air Everyone else on the plane:😟...😱
I'm having lunch on the roof of twin towers and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying towa
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight? A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Why did the plane crash? Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Bald Eagle
what do u call a plane with no wings? sally
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plain flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
I was on a flight to California
but my next in the Empire State Building.
You can only say Kobe now when your playing flight simulator.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, its il-eagle.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed? Someone turned of flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airaplane mode.
