We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Bald Eagle
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
what do u call a plane with no wings? sally
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
