Flight jokes
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.