Flight jokes
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.