Flight Jokes

People ALWAYS told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.

guys we should not make fun of 9/11 like that stuff is just plane out crazy like you all should not let that fly

Me and my brother where called the twin towers, my brother lived up to his title after the plane crash

Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into towers.

People told Kobe to fly high look what happend

Kid: Mom! You lied to me! Mom: when? Kid: you told me that my little brother was an Angel! Mom: Sooo? Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony? Mom: WHAT!!!??!!

I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11

Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.

Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight

My dad died in 911 he was a great pilot

Hello this is your captain speaking, we are flying at a level of 89 feet, if you look out of your window on the left, you will see the world trade centre

wanna hear a plane joke. nah it'll just go over you head

Did you know penguins can actually fly if thrown hard enough... Just like children

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

What does a bouncy airplane sound like?

Boeing Boeing Boeing...

What did the tower say to its twin? "hey, is that a plane?"

You might think these jokes are plane

according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black