Flight Jokes

There was a plane crash the pilots names where Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow

What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?

A Boomerang

People ALWAYS told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.

guys we should not make fun of 9/11 like that stuff is just plane out crazy like you all should not let that fly

Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, "okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "what?" As he looked over at Jim.

Me and my brother where called the twin towers, my brother lived up to his title after the plane crash

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane Man next me said you know we’re going to New York right I told him I just wanna know what I got into

Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into towers.

People told Kobe to fly high look what happend

Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight

Kid: Mom! You lied to me! Mom: when? Kid: you told me that my little brother was an Angel! Mom: Sooo? Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony? Mom: WHAT!!!??!!

It was dinner in the plane and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner "What are my choices?"the passenger said.? "Yes or No," the flight attendant replied.

I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11

Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.

Hello this is your captain speaking, we are flying at a level of 89 feet, if you look out of your window on the left, you will see the world trade centre