Flight

Flight Jokes

Plane Crash

There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

Door

People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.

9/11

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

Missile

Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.

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  • Brother

    Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.

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  • Plane

    I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.

    Brother

    Kid: Mom! You lied to me!

    Mom: When?

    Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!

    Mom: Sooo?

    Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?

    Mom: WHAT!!!??!!

    Gay

    Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight

    Flight Attendant

    It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.

    "What are my choices?" the passenger said.

    "Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.

    Parachute

    Why don't women parachute naked?

    That annoying whistling sound on the way down.

    World Trade Center

    "Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

    Child

    Did you know penguins can actually fly if thrown hard enough... Just like children.