Flight jokes
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
I want to be a pilot.
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.
Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
What is a magic school?
A school that can fly.
Science flew us to the moon.
Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"