Engineer: I know engineering and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology and your gut instinct is full of shit.
One day a man was fixing a car, an he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like "dude, this can't be healthy." But he said "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."
Flex tape can fix a sawed in half boat. Then how the fuck can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? tell me.
your so ugly iven a snapchat filter cant fix it
why did go to the chiropractors? to get his spine fixed
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me
12 tap ins 11 pointless dribbles 10 fixed league titles 9 missed penalties 8-2 6 dives 500million robbed from Barca 4 ucl semi losses 3 times he blamed higuain 2 retirements And a transfer to a farmers league
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth? -- The dentist!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed
Anybody can use this:)
Slow and steady wins the race but it won't fix ur ugly face 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the builder couldn't fix it
What did the Army Solider say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb? 9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb
Slow and steady wins the race...
...but it will never fix your ugly face
you are so fat bob the builder sad i cant fix it LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his FLOW
Why is your hairline so putt back it’s looking like it was slapped by will smith and it need to be fixed
My friend is so ugly she got surgery twice but not even that could fix her 0-0
